Jake had heard a lot of those terrible puns already from his older brother so it wouldn't matter.

"What fun is it if it isn't big enough for two?" Jake had spent so much extra money by buying one made for very large people. Even if he wanted a normal coffin he would have had to get one made that was for someone abnormally tall.

"His abdomen too." Jake really wanted to go find Niko and started drinking faster. "Under his ear. I should bite his wrists."

That was a traditional place to bite in vampire movies. Now he wanted to try it with Niko.